Mrs. Tunstall look at my blood. Sticks finger in mouth and pulls it out. No, go sit down please.
Mrs. Tunstall I’m hungry. Go sit down lunch is in 3.2 hours you’ll be fine.
Mrs. Tunstall I have an itch. Yea…sorry. Go sit down.
Mrs. Tunstall I am gonna pee mah pants (country accent) Did you use the bathroom signal? Didn’t think so….go sit down. (and try again—we don’t need accidents)
Mrs. Tunstall I have diarrhea. Seriously? Did it already happen? oh good…no signal needed. get to the bathroom.
Mrs. Tunstall can you cut my spaghetti? No just slurp it up. You’ll be fine. Use a napkin.
Mrs. Tunstall my hair hurts. Hair doesn’t feel. Go sit down.
Mrs. Tunstall Is it time for recess? No, sit down, recess is in….never. We only get one and it’s over.
Mrs. Tunstall I love you. Oh sweet baby I love you too. HUGS!!!!!!! with a little tiny back rub!
Pretty much a typical Monday!!!! 🙂
Hope you didn’t have to squash too many dreams today to get your curriculum in!
and just so you don’t think I am totally wretched (stop calling CPS)…
Here’s a CUTE video of Will-I-Am that we watched today!!!